This is a blog story about a girl, turned woman, who is a recovering weight loss critic, depression aficionado, aspiring writer, "social pariah", and wannabe housewife. On occasion, probably more often than not, you will read and witness underlying ripples of sarcasm. I will try to keep you interested with "tales of my mere existence", but I cannot promise you anything. Of course, you are the reader--I the writer, so only time will tell if my life is interesting to you.